who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
Just some minor nitpicks about how people draw blood.
I’m not an expert by any means, but these are just some basic ideas.
The pen pressure fucked up on my tablet through some of these, so I apologize if the text is hard to read.
if you miss someone who does not miss you, or who is no good for you, or is unattainable, take all the love you once felt for them and spread it around other places. put your love in worthwhile people and things, turn the romance in to passions for hobbies or admiration for others- enrich your own life. focus on yourself and those who actively make you happy.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
Why Doctor Oswald you are hilarious.
There’s a duck on my sunroof.
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
Unlike my roommate, I’m not that good at sharing time between people.
It’s too complicated and I don’t know how she does it.
ugh, I should’ve agreed to going out with her tonight.
regrets on regrets on regrets.