Lisa's Little Infinities
Oh herro. :D Lisa. Emory 17'. Taiwanese. South Floridian. Fangirl. Penguins are cool. (like bowties) Let's be friends. :D

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1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 273,330 notes
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 478,131 notes



why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 248,098 notes



This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.


  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 157,885 notes


Tenth Doctor + Wearing Bow Ties (and pulling them off)

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 5,388 notes











but he was:



So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

Lucky Amy

lucky world

That last gif just made my life

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 220,457 notes


i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 63,652 notes




#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 289,134 notes
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 5,831 notes


when you think your cramps are finished but then


1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 445,140 notes
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 102,233 notes

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 150,604 notes

baby's first words

baby: d-d-da..
father: daddy?
baby: dada /ˈdɑːdɑː/ or Dadaism was an art movement of the European avant-garde in the early 20th century. Many claim Dada began in Zurich, Switzerland in 1916, spreading to Berlin shortly thereafter but the height of New York Dada was the year before, in 1915.[1] To quote Dona Budd's The Language of Art Knowledge,
Dada was born out of negative reaction to the horrors of World War I. This international movement was begun by a group of artists and poets associated with the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich. Dada rejected reason and logic, prizing nonsense, irrationality and intuition. The origin of the name Dada is unclear; some believe that it is a nonsensical word. Others maintain that it originates from the Romanian artists Tristan Tzara's and Marcel Janco's frequent use of the words "da, da," meaning "yes, yes" in the Romanian language. Another theory says that the name "Dada" came during a meeting of the group when a paper knife stuck into a French-German dictionary happened to point to 'dada', a French word for 'hobbyhorse'.[2]
The movement primarily involved visual arts, literature, poetry, art manifestoes, art theory, theatre, and graphic design, and concentrated its anti-war politics through a rejection of the prevailing standards in art through anti-art cultural works. In addition to being anti-war, Dada was also anti-bourgeois and had political affinities with the radical left.
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 37,843 notes


youre gonna look so godamn cool

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 184,718 notes
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