my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
my totoro backpack (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
dear people complaining about how Gus is a pretentious asshole in the new tfios clip… no shit. amazing.
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
if I were her I would have cut the oxygen tubes right there
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.
when walt disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library
bored with airplanes
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
Shut your whore mouth Bruce!
Hawkeye won’t hug anyone anymore